Tuesdays With Tag - A Lesson In Home Defense...

Hi, Everybody!

Let's get right to it, shall we?

This week, I'd like to share the finer points of home defense.

I'm really quite an expert, you know.

Lesson One: First, you have to lull your opponent into a false

sense of security. They shouldn't know they're under surveillance.

Try to keep nose-twitchin' to a minimum. It's a dead giveaway.

Lesson Two: Never let them see you sweat. Stay calm and quiet.

Interlopers and ne'er-do-wells will notice if your feet twitch.

Lesson Three: It's perfectly ok to stay out in the open. That way, you can spring 

to your feet at any time, takin' the bad guy completely off-guard. You gotta 

know you're faster than they are, too. You can easily catch 'em when you wanna.

Lesson Four: If all else fails, just bark your skull off. If your Mom and Dad are
like mine, they'll both come runnin', wantin' to know what all the commotion is
about. Even if there isn't anything there, they'll tell ya what a good boy (or girl)
you are and give you a big, tasty treat for keepin' your house safe from strays,
Sasquatches, salesmen and axe murderers. Whoa, yeah...Mission Accomplished!

See ya next week. 'til then...

"More Waggin' and Less Barkin'!"