Remember when Mom was movin' all that stuff from one room to another? Well,
this guy showed up during all that chaos and mess. I walked into the dinin' room
and there he was...sittin' there as comfy as you please with his tongue hangin' out!
I walked over to introduce myself and I have to admit, the guy seemed kinda stiff.
You know what I mean...a little standoff-ish. He didn't smell quite right either.
I asked him if he was from around these parts. Nothin'.
"Hey, Mom! Where the heck did this stick-in-the-mud come from?"
"That's Spuds, Tag. He's our nightlight in the guest bedroom."
"Doesn't say much, does he?"
"Nope. He's meant to light the dark, not carry on a conversation, buddy."
Huh? Is Mom kiddin' me? I'm thinkin' he'd be a whole lot more fun for me
if he could actually do somethin'. He seems a little borin' and it's just wrong
that he doesn't say nothin'. I'm tellin' ya. I've got a LOT to say about this guy!
Well, I've been workin' on a new trick, so next week be sure to come back to
see what I'm doin' now. We'll have a little video for you. My producer just
called, so I'd better run. We start filming in a few! See you next week.
"Bark Like Ya Mean It!"