Tuesdays With Tag - Oh, Poo...

 Hi, Everybody!

It seems I'm in a bit of a fix this week.

I'm not in my usual Corgi Habitat, to be sure!

 See. It's like this. I was playin' out in the yard Sunday mornin'

and Mom caught me rollin' around in the grass. When she called

me, I ran back to her to show her what I found...raccoon poo!

It was AWESOME!

Mom wasn't too thrilled, so I ended up here...

in the bathtub. Mom said, "Tag, you stink!"

I begged to differ, but before I could plead my case, she had me

in the tub.  She got me all wet with that stupid plastic thing and

then she lathered me up with handfuls of soap. She said she was

gonna get rid of that raccoon poo on my white fur collar or else!

 I know it looks like I'm "talkin' to the hand" here, but she just 

put her hand up so I wouldn't shake all over her. It's my little

attempt at payback for havin' to put up with this dog abuse!

 I have to admit, though, "after" bath time is pretty nice.

Mom usually lifts me up into a towel and takes me to her chair so

she can rub me down to dry my fur. But this time, she let me run.

 First thing I did was run out onto the pool deck and throw myself

onto my dryin' towel. I rolled around for quite a while. 'scuse my butt!

 Then, Mom took me out onto the grass and I ran laps around the

yard. I ran and ran and ran and ran...and then I ran some more!

 It didn't take long for me to dry off at all. Mom liked this picture

of me. She said I look like a Royal Corgi...all clean and shiny and

proper. Yup. That's me...until I find another pile of poo to roll in!

Then we'll do this all over again. 

Hope you had fun takin' a bath with me this week. Who knows

what I'll come up with next? I sure don't! You'll just have to come

back next week! 'til then...

"More Waggin' and Less Barkin'!"