March 3, 2014

Tuesdays With Tag - I've Been Maimed!...

 Hi, Everybody!
[Today's post comes with a warning for graphic content.]
A guy tries to do the right thing, and the next thing ya know...

February being Dental Health Week and all, Mom made an
appointment for me to get my pearly whites cleaned and flossed.
Like I said, I was doin' the right thing.

They knocked me out for the "procedure" so I wouldn't wiggle
around and stuff. I was clueless the whole time I was "out". Then
 I woke up and was a little groggy...but somethin' didn't feel right.
I looked down and freaked out! I'd been maimed in my sleep!
 One of those "girlfriends" I trusted at the clinic took a huge
chainsaw to my fur and took all the hair off my leg! How am I ever
 goin' to go out in public again? I don't know if it will ever grow back!
Isn't it disgustin'? I hope none of you fainted. I know it looks awful.

Mom said that they had to do this so they could insert my IV to
make me nap. I think someone got carried away! I feel nekked!!!
 Mom said I should breathe through my nose and not get so nuts
about this. I'm thinkin' that someone has some 'splainin' to do!
I have a serious reputation to uphold. I have an image. I can't be
runnin' around half-dressed! I'm gonna have to contact my lawyer.
I'm gonna have to take a nap and wait for my hair to grow back!

I'll be back next week. I hope you don't mind if I'm still bald!
I'll grow my hair back as fast as I can, but patience is paramount.
Keep your paws crossed for me, ok? 'til then...
"Wag Like Ya Mean It!"

11 friends clicked here to leave a note for me:

Teje Karjalainen said...

Hi Tag! That has hapened to me, too and then my skin burnt in sun - I didn't think I would need sun cream! You are alwasy beautiful and the fur grows quickly, so don't worry. x Nero

Jacque. said...

oh Tag...you're crackin' me up! Vanity and all of that. It'll be fine...won't be long until your hair is all grown in.

missmarys said...

Tag, I think this is my favorite post. Hang in there buddy. You're still have a lot of swag.
Miss Mary

Eleanor Mefford said...

Tag--You make my day; I love your mom's quilt photos and always read them, but you are my favorite. Now as to those doctors and nurses, I think you may have a real lawsuit going here…..Love, Eleanor

Twyla and Lindsey said...

Tag, I'm so proud of you for getting your teeth cleaned! You are to be commended. If your fur is like my doggies, it will grow back before you know it! Twyla

Createology said...

Tag you certainly are entertaining with your Tall Tales! A chainsaw indeed! You aren't nekked and you still have all of your charm and Corgi cuteness. Just think of all the extra attention that little bit of missing fur will bring when you spin your tales of heroism. Hmmm...
Smooches and your smile is ever so bright and clean now!

Tina@WhatWeKeep said...

Henry has to endure the shame of a bad hairdo too, Tag. He had surgery and his legs are nekkid, too! Do like Mom says and breathe thru your nose...it's all gonna grow back before you start your Spring strut to impress the ladies.
xoxo

Sharon Chapman said...

Tag you are gorgeous all the time. Just put that paw forward so people can kiss your little boo boo. I am sure they will be honored to do so. Tell your mom thanks for the sweet note about my new arrivals. Actually Tag I have 12 more days before they arrive. I can't wait for you to meet them. I'm sure they will be big fans of yours. Your pearly whites look beautiful.

sudukc said...

Abandoned one week and maimed the next…maybe you should come visit Lucy for a while. She just lounges around under the covers since it is still in single digits for temps around here. Then again maybe the loss of a bit of fur and warm temps isn't so bad.

Patricia Delimpaltadakis said...

Tag, a pastor friend of mine from NC says the there is a difference between naked and nekkid. Naked means you are without clothes and nekkid means that you're up to something. So Tag, keep being up to something, I look forward to Tuesdays with you and don't worry--it will grow back before you know it!

Kris said...

I could not stop laughing!! Donna, you and Tag are a hoot!!

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