October 24, 2016

Tuesdays With Tag - A Hair-Raisin' Experience...

Brynwood Needleworks - Grooming Tag

Hi, Everybody!

I can't help it that I'm blurry. I've been swimmin' with the Black Dog since we got back to Florida, which means I've been blowin' coat. Mom couldn't stand it anymore, so you know what that meant, right?
Brynwood Needleworks - Grooming Tag

Oh, no! It's bad enough she has to subject me to this cursed groomin' session, but smoochie faces, too? Seriously? I think this is what's referred to as "addin' insult to injury".

Brynwood Needleworks - Grooming Tag

I just know she's gonna try to cut off my toes when she's done with this part. Isn't someone gonna come and save me? Can you call the authorities? Or, at least call Dad?

Brynwood Needleworks - Grooming Tag

I tried gettin' off the table once (or twice) already, but she's too quick for me. I mean, who knew she had lightnin' fast reflexes? She chirped somethin' about "makin' sure I don't hurt myself, jumpin' so far, but I'm not buyin' it. I think she actually enjoys torturin' me!

Brynwood Needleworks - Grooming Tag

sigh. This is where I end up every time...resigned to the fact that I'm not one bit in control of this situation. I guess I'll just snuggle in (a little), and suffer through the rest of this groomin' attention. Maybe if I take a little snooze, it will be over before I know it. (I'll put myself in a trance. Yeah. That'll work.)

Brynwood Needleworks - Grooming Tag

Now, wait just a darn minute! I just noticed that there's black hair mixed in with my beautiful blonde fur. I think Mom is gonna have some 'splainin' to do! I don't think I told her it was okay with me for her to brush Bella Butt! I'd love to stay and chat a bit longer with you, but we really have to clear this up!

I'll be back next week. It will be Halloween Night. We're talkin' about dressin' up in costumes this year. You won't want to miss us!

I'll see you again in seven. 'til then...  
"Chase A Dream - Or A Squirrel".

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Kris said...

Are you back in Florida, Tag?? Take care of that cute Mom of your's!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Tag,

You are one lucky boy to have a table without a rope that goes around your neck! Give your Mom lots of kisses for all the hard work she's done! Don't worry about the loss of hair. We always produce endless amounts for our Mom too! Happy "baroooo" Tuesday! Trevor, Foxy L, and Baylee! :)

Createology said...

Tag you are simply precious and handsome! Mom is spending her time grooming you to show how much she loves you and cares for you. I don't think BB has a chance with you as "FIRST DOG"/"TOP DOG"!!! You will always be Number One and I LOVE YOU and your well groomed Heart shaped butt.

TerriSue said...

Dear Tag,
At least you have a chance to get away! Since I only weigh 5 pounds Mamma just plunks me down in her lap and holds me down with one of her legs legs if I start squirming too much. What I really hate is when she flips me over and starts brushing my tummy, eeehhh! With my long hair she just goes after me at least 3 times a week which I think is way too much. She will be sitting in her chair just embroidering and I'll be all comfortable on her lap, and then she will get this gleam in her eye and just start in on me. Why wouldn't she rather stitch?

Michelle May-The Raspberry Rabbits said...

Those expressions are priceless! LOL!!!


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